"I don't think, therefore I'm not"
"I don't think, therefore I'm not"
"I don't think, therefore I'm not"

-Eufuu, streamer, father

-Eufuu, streamer, father

I don't have kids idk why I wrote this

Trusted by titans of the industry

Trusted by titans of the industry

Local rap scene supporter

We both so fly. It's Rok Trkaj. The king of rhyme.

Best Slovenian rapper

Said I had "good vibes"

He made me happy on a sad day

Local rap scene supporter

We both so fly. It's Rok Trkaj. The king of rhyme.

Local rap scene supporter

We both so fly. It's Rok Trkaj. The king of rhyme.

Local rap scene supporter

We both so fly. It's Rok Trkaj. The king of rhyme.

Best Slovenian rapper

Said I had "good vibes"

He made me happy on a sad day

MY ITEM IS IN THE BINDING OF ISAAC

And it's a Matrix reference holy sh* I'm gonna faint

THIS GAME HAS LIKE 5 MILLION PLAYERS

MY ITEM IS IN ISAAC HOLY SHIT

I STILL DIDN'T UNLOCK DEAD GOD LOL

MY ITEM IS IN THE BINDING OF ISAAC

And it's a Matrix reference holy sh* I'm gonna faint

MY ITEM IS IN THE BINDING OF ISAAC

And it's a Matrix reference holy sh* I'm gonna faint

MY ITEM IS IN THE BINDING OF ISAAC

And it's a Matrix reference holy sh* I'm gonna faint

THIS GAME HAS LIKE 5 MILLION PLAYERS

MY ITEM IS IN ISAAC HOLY SHIT

I STILL DIDN'T UNLOCK DEAD GOD LOL

The streamer's streamer

NL said I'm his hero - what more proof do you need?

/marker The best day of my life.

I dusted his ass in Isaac

pls dont block me

The streamer's streamer

NL said I'm his hero - what more proof do you need?

The streamer's streamer

NL said I'm his hero - what more proof do you need?

The streamer's streamer

NL said I'm his hero - what more proof do you need?

/marker The best day of my life.

I dusted his ass in Isaac

pls dont block me

Also loved by non-humans

My dog thought I was pretty cool (RIP)

Motherfucker ate raw onions

Barked and immediately felt bad

You could pet this guy for HOURS

Also loved by non-humans

My dog thought I was pretty cool (RIP)

Also loved by non-humans

My dog thought I was pretty cool (RIP)

Also loved by non-humans

My dog thought I was pretty cool (RIP)

Motherfucker ate raw onions

Barked and immediately felt bad

You could pet this guy for HOURS

I hear Voices in my Head

Voices in my Head

I didn't make these people write anything I swear to god

scroll (on PC) or drag up (on mobile) to read full review!

scroll (on PC) or drag up (on mobile) to read full review!

But that's not all…

Productivity Monster

guys why is my task app flirting with me

Voice of Reason

Destructively Passionate

Top rated post on
r/bellpepperhate

Not a Silver Scrub

I want to be proud of this but I can't

Great British Bake-Off

Want a piece?

*throws it across the room*

Go get it.

Many-faced man

Performed Full Taxonomy of Rayman 2 Creatures

Taxonomer

Scientist

Artist

Chess master

Performed Full Taxonomy of Rayman 2 Creatures

Taxonomer

Scientist

Artist

Chess master

Performed Full Taxonomy of Rayman 2 Creatures

Taxonomer

Scientist

Artist

Chess master

Many-faced man

Performed Full Taxonomy of Rayman 2 Creatures

Taxonomer

Scientist

Artist

Chess master

Years experience

Almost 30

Projects completed

Like 4

Poems written

About 30

Friend success rate

3.5%

It's the little things in life

17

helpfuls on my Steam review for "What Remains of Edith Finch"

I took a picture of this pigeon once.

500.000+ organic (non-GMO) views on my YouTube.

14+

Genius streak in Spelling Bee

And finally. My proudest moment.

And finally. My proudest moment.

Follow & Subscribe :D

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i tried my best :(

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People Ask Me Shit Sometimes

WHAT BUTTONS YOU PRESS FOR FUN???

most pressed buttons: W,A,S,D and F1 because I need fucking help

WHAT BUTTONS YOU PRESS FOR FUN???

WHAT BUTTONS YOU PRESS FOR FUN???

most pressed buttons: W,A,S,D and F1 because I need fucking help

WHAT BUTTONS YOU PRESS FOR FUN???

most pressed buttons: W,A,S,D and F1 because I need fucking help

Do you have a criminal record?

Do you have a criminal record?

Do you have a criminal record?

Do you have a criminal record?

Can I read a poem you wrote?

Can I read a poem you wrote?

Can I read a poem you wrote?

Can I read a poem you wrote?

Can I donate? I feel bad for you.

Can I donate? I feel bad for you.

Can I donate? I feel bad for you.

Can I donate? I feel bad for you.